P o r n Store Confessional 2

My day, like most other peoples, is filled with random musings.  As they happen I try to write them down and share them with you.  Here’s they is! (so sayeth my redneck)

1. Because messenger is where most of my crazy convo’s happen.

Wil says:
– If I just shave my cowlick off and let it grow back will it change?
Betsy says:
– no because it’s how your hair grows
Wil says:
– Then I’m just gonna take a car cigarette lighter to that spot.
Betsy says:
– lol
– good plan.. make your cowlick a scarred spot
– “so how’d you get that scar?”
– oh i was trying to burn off my cow lick
– “did it work?”
– is my hair sticking up?
– “no, you don’t have any there.”
– exactly.
Wil says:
– roflmao

2. The stories and jokes people pass along are always great.  Today an older gentleman (60+) stopped in for a video and found one with a lady who had enough boobage to fill a kiddie pool.  This lead into a story of his younger days of course.  Back in the day there used to be a company called Penny-Less or something like that, and they sold bras door to door.

Anyway, he was telling his friends how he had taken his wife to see the sales lady for the bras because she was in need of one.  They went in to talk to her and during the banter she mentioned she was making a bra for someone with a cup size of GG.

The guys friend stopped him right there and asked if that was even actually a size.  He said of course it’s a size, “It stands for Goodness Gracious!”

3. This was shared with me while I was at work so I think it counts as here?

Did you hear they are making a sequel to the movie “300”?  It’s going to have Chuck Norris in it.  They are going to be call it “1”.

4. We sell a magazine called Barely Legal and well you can guess what it’s about  It also comes with a DVD that is supposed to be hardcore XXX, in fact several of the magazines we sell come with DVDs like that (Hustler, Club, etc).  Hustler gives you a full XXX DVD while Club only actually gives you one free scene and you have to call in and pay via credit card for a code to use on the disc.

I never hear about the DVD in Barely Legal and one of my customers said they bought it and didn’t like it.  I asked if it was more like Hustler or Club and the customer said it was like Hustler.  But instead of being you watching them you see it through the eyes of the guy (commonly referred to as Point Of View (POV) porn).  She didn’t know this though and was struggling to describe it so she broke it down for me…

“You ever seen the Blair Witch?  It’s like that.  The camera was all shakey and there was a sheet hanging or something and all you ever saw was what he saw.  Just like the Blair Witch it was crap and kind of freaked me out.”

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