Simple story really.
Boy steps on icy steps that resemble a ramp with speed bumps.
Boys right foot slips out from under him causing him to fall to his left and roll down stairs.
Boys fall is broken by head + railing.
Boy lays in the snow screaming like a lunatic (doesn’t recall blacking out).
Boy calls friend who points out that he should put ice on new swelling head wound.
Friends note boy could have just stayed laying face down in snow to prevent swelling.
Thank you friends.