Okay, so I was supposed to post something intelligent and awesome… but I got derailed over at FAIL Blog reading their stuff. I came across another site, Emails From Crazy People, which got me thinking… I’ve been there before!
I had to do a bit of digging to find them but let me give you some back story. There was this crazy bitch in our guild that slowly, over the course of several months, alienated herself from everyone in the guild. She spent most of her time spinning lies and badgering people and talking on vent so much that everyone had her on ignore in game and on vent.
Eventually she went off the deepend. When she would do heroics with one of our guildies, Kahnti, people would pass on loot for him to DE and he’d use the shards to give out enchants, buy enchants, and he donated a lot to the guild bank. He was also playing the auction house at this time and one of the materials he dealt in were enchanting mats. This leads to the obvious assumption that he was stealing from the guild…
…except he wasn’t. People in his group gave the stuff to him, it was his to do with as he pleased. She however didn’t accept this. She said that he was selling things that weren’t his and that he should have to prove that things he had gotten in groups that contained guildies weren’t things he was selling. I told her to fuck off, that she was being crazy. This wasn’t enough for her though.
She went to Delinia next and gave the same story, minus the part where she had talked to me. The problem here? Delinia and I hang out IRL, we had already talked about this. Del asked her if she had talked to me and why she thought the issue was still open since I had already handled it. She again stated that while she didn’t care what he was doing he should still have to prove that he wasn’t cheating guildies. Del told her to fuck herself and that it was already handled and to stop complaining.
She whispers Dariar… which is Delinia’s husband. The great part about this though is that we were all in the same house when it was going on. As soon as she started bitching to Dariar I login and start messaging her. I let her know straight up that the matter was handled already and that if she was incapable of dropping the issue, we’d drop her.
I spend that night at Dar / Del’s and the next morning I find myself waking up much earlier than normal. I go into the living room and Dar and Del start laughing. I’m thinking, oh great, I have crazy homeless hair again (which I did) but they were laughing because they had just started talking about the crazy bitch. She had whispered Dariar right after I went to bed that night.
I login so fast… (cute metaphor goes here). I boot the wench from guild (sadly she wasn’t online) and send her some PM’s to let her know she’s insane.
so… a few days before all this she had given me some earthsiege diamonds to cut for skillups and said to toss ’em in the guild bank when I have a useful recipe for them. She tries to whisper me about them and I refuse to respond (only because I know it drives her crazier) which leads to these emails…
Relentless owes me 6 uncut Skyflare Diamonds. I asked for them back today and I asked for them uncut. I paid approximately 100g to make each one and instead xeo sends me back 6 gems that wont even sell for 30g. As Xeonio represents Relentless, Relentless owes me back the gems I am now considering stolen. So to re-iterate, Relentless owes me 6 (six) UNCUT Skyflare Diamonds. When I get my uncut gems Xeo is welcome to the worthless cuts he gave me.
This was the first email requesting her shit. I got my skillups… by cutting them into pvp meta gems and sending ’em back.
what? you dont like it when someone evesdrops on you? maybe you shouldnt evesdrop on othert....but do unto others....so since you evesdrop so will i
She had an IRL friend that was in guild that she logged in. It was also eerie because she used a different font and typed it out weird, like she was in some sort of unmedicated crazed frenzy.
It is by your actions alone that you continue to hear from me. You chose to play that petty game with the gems and send me worthless crap rather than my gems so you chose to keep hearing from me until I get what I asked for back. If I have to have one of my lawyer friends draft up some official letter requesting my property back and have it delivered to Delinia’s doorstep then so be it, that’s what I’ll do. But until I get my 6 uncut skyflare diamonds back you will continue to hear from me one way or another. You made the choice, you can live with the consequences.
This was the end all be all letter… the one that takes the cake.
She spread rumors to everyone that she was going to have me personally banned and that she would have GMs disband my guild. Eventually she badgered someone enough that they gave her hush money. I was pretty sad about that.
I had to share though.
Anyone else out there with horror stories of meeting the crazies people they have ever known in WoW?
note: I want the person to remain anonymous so please don’t post her name in a reply… but most of you know who I am talking about.