Rargarita Maiding here, uncovering the things that you need to know about.
I was scouting the elusive Malygos when I came across a very dashing fellow named Xeonio. He was blubbering like a school girl, just kept going on and on about some Baron that was haunting him. I couldn’t get anything definitive out of him. Something about a horse and how Baron wouldn’t share the horse with him or some such. Big sissy.
I headed over to Winterguarde Keep to see if I could get any information and was pointed towards Lady Blaumeux, the most famous drag queen in all of Azeroth. I had to fight my way through a vicious entourage just to get my glimpse at her.
Several elbows and ego inflations later I was at Lady B. She was all aloof in that I’m too good for you kind of way. I managed to finagle this mysterious man’s name though, Baron Rivendare.
Who is this Baron Rivendare? Why is he so popular? Does he throw great house parties? These are questions I must answer for my viewing public.
Inquiries led me to the rave district in Eastern Plaguelands, Stratholme. I put my hair up in pigtails and grabbed my glow-sticks.
It was CRAZY! All the people tripping on one thing or another, stumbling around like zombies. The smoke machine was broken, it was so hazy I had no idea what was going on. I stumbled around looking for this Baron.
I finally found him but some fat bouncer told me to bugger off. I looked around for a window, hoping to sneak in. I found something else though, the Baron speaking with some person I had never seen before.
They were speaking of some dastardly plot not to share his horse as Blizzard (who the hell is that?) had planned. I had heard what I came for.
I rushed to the libraries of Stormwind, looking for information on this horse and Blizzard fellow. That’s when I uncovered this… Xeonio’s blubbering flashed back, he had murmured something about 100.
I sent a courier to Xeonio, further inquiring. I recieved this picture with the following text…
“100 Attempts at getting the Baron to share his horse and NOTHING! I have gotten NOTHING for my vows of friendship. I’ve even beat up his friends, trying to send him a message. He isn’t right in the head you know, not right at all…” -signed, Xeonio