Politically Incorrect Mini Map Monday

June 28, 2010

6.28.10

Since I started blogging I started reading a lot of other blogs (I know, imagine that). I get a chance to see a lot of awesome posts this way and I thought the drudgery of Monday’s would be a great way share those posts and other interesting things that I stumble upon with you.

Each Monday I’ll be bringing you a Mini Map (thx Linaa!) of things I came across last week. Anything that isn’t work safe is denoted as such [NSFW]. If you come across anything you think is awesome and should be included in a Mini Map Monday then feel free to email me at reztheweak@gmail.com.

Thanks all, I hope you enjoy them.

9

Today’s Mini Map is polically incorrect.  You will be able to judge just how angry people get as you can watch my “people who subscribe” number plummet!

Srsly though, if you are easily offended then you should skip to number 9.

1.  I’ve always been amazed at how the social norms change.  People become more knowledge, more accepting, things change.  Most people don’t notice it… at least not until you take a quick look back on where we’ve come from.

2.  Once I decided to do a bit racier Mini Map I figured it was time to throw in some BP oil stuff.  They get so much shit from different people that you almost get sick of hearing about.  You might even start to think, “Is it really that bad?  Stop being so mean to them.”  Then you see stuff like this that helps to renew that anger you have at them.

3.  Does everyone know what Prop. 8 is in California?  Just to sum it up, it was the state constitutional ban on gay marriage.  I have to agree with this youtube video though.  “If you disagree with the homosexual lifestyle, support overturning prop. 8 and make them get married like the rest of us.”

4.  Sometimes the straight guys feel a bit uncomfortable around the gay guys.  Maybe it’s the same feeling a girl gets when she goes into a comic store.  This should help you out (yes, its SFW).

5.  Everyone has different views on religion and it’s always amazed me at the things it spawns.  A friend of mine is a member of an aethiest / agnostic message board and some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen has come from there.  For example, have you seen the God FAQ?

6.  Have you already heard about the giant Jesus statue  that got struck by lightning and burned to the ground?  The fact that it was struck and burned isn’t the funny part by any means.  It sucks when things you treasure are destroyed.

The funny part is the people that they interview about it.  You’d think a tornado hit a trailer park.  “I had to see it. What else are you going to do on a Monday night?”  That’s the redneck in them (I’ma redneck to mind you!  I warsh my clothes all the time, just ask Betsy and I’m sure I’ve said I’m fixin’ to do stuff on vent.)

He was commonly known as Touchdown Jesus or Big Butter Jesus and even spawned a song!

7.  The bible is written as vague and rather unspecific in most places.  This passage… not so vague, mostly creepy.

8.  If you thought what BP oil did was bad though, here’s this to help you keep it all in perspective.

That’s it for the politically INcorrect stuff.  =(

9.  Shameless plug for a friend of mine, Kraylessa’s boyfriend.  He’s in some contest to get the most views on his youtube video.  He’s playing a piano and it’s pretty decent.  He’s trying to get the most views so if you click on it to watch make sure you don’t click on any of the other people to the right!  We want him to win after all.  I think the prize is something completely irrelevant to me (some sheet music from someone who may or may not be dead) but she says it’s important to him.  Best of luck Dan!

10.  Pissed off at me yet?  I hope so!  This should warm you right up though, “He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!”  It’s a trailer for Despicable Me but the absolute win comes at 1:37 and again at 1:48.


MiniMap… Tuesday?

June 15, 2010

6.15.10

Since I started blogging I started reading a lot of other blogs (I know, imagine that). I get a chance to see a lot of awesome posts this way and I thought the drudgery of Monday’s would be a great way share those posts and other interesting things that I stumble upon with you.

Each Monday I’ll be bringing you a Mini Map (thx Linaa!) of things I came across last week. Anything that isn’t work safe is denoted as such [NSFW]. If you come across anything you think is awesome and should be included in a Mini Map Monday then feel free to email me at reztheweak@gmail.com.

Thanks all, I hope you enjoy them.


I felt kinna bad about skipping ANOTHER minimap monday so I figured I’d just give it to y’all today.

1.  First we start you off with a little quiz, something to eat some of your time.

2.  The iPhone 4 is available for preorder today and with all that buzz about it I wanted to bring your attention to this phone.  It looks amazing and I’d certainly love to own something that awesome looking.

3.  I love the iPhone… Sue… well…

4.  Ever see things so cute it makes you sick to your stomach?  No?  Maybe it’s just me…

5.  Did you know that Kurt’s part in Glee was written for him?  The character I mean.  It didn’t originally exist but was created for him after he tried out for another part.  The same thing happened with the amazing Brittany.

6.  Mortal Kombat is a genre that has grown up with me.  The first game came out when I was a kid and even if the movies were atrocious, I still liked ‘em.  I don’t think this trailer is real but it’s a great idea for a reboot of the series.

7.  Do we have anyone who is afraid of needles?  Anyone?  I guess not… you probably won’t care about this then.

8.  Okay, think back now.  When was the last time you saw a decent movie staring Nicholas Cage?  The only one that comes to mind is the one with him and Sean Connery where they had to break into Alcatraz or whatever.  Anyway, he’s coming out with a new movie that also has geek-chic cutie Jay Baruchel in it called The Sorcerer’s Apprentice that I think looks awesome… assuming they don’t put it in 3D.

9.  woowoo I’m not an intellectual fucktard!  How do you rank?

10.  I opened this email… “If you can take every top ten hit of the first six months of this year and make one song, I’m pretty sure that just goes to show how monotonous and repetitive and unoriginal pop music is these days. And that DJ Earworm is a kind of genius. And that I’m old.”


MiniMap Monday

May 24, 2010

5.24.10

Since I started blogging I started reading a lot of other blogs (I know, imagine that). I get a chance to see a lot of awesome posts this way and I thought the drudgery of Monday’s would be a great way share those posts and other interesting things that I stumble upon with you.

Each Monday I’ll be bringing you a Mini Map (thx Linaa!) of things I came across last week. Anything that isn’t work safe is denoted as such [NSFW]. If you come across anything you think is awesome and should be included in a Mini Map Monday then feel free to email me at reztheweak@gmail.com.

Thanks all, I hope you enjoy them.

Today’s minimap brought to you by the makers of inappropriate.

1.  We start off with a nice set of pictures that are mildly NSFW.  Why is it mildly not safe?  Well, for one it has puppets in it and puppets are soooo cute and how can they be bad?  Well, you put them in situations doing things that make you think you might feel violated.

2.  It’s all fun and games until someone gets launched like a rocket.

3.  Facial hair has always fascinated me.  I’m a quarter Native American and so I haven’t been able to really grow anything discernible ever (even though I’m getting close to 30).  I grew my first mustache during the month of March and after 30 days had to shamefully shave it off because it… well it didn’t work on me let’s just put it that way.  Had I checked the trustworthiness of beards scale I would have been okay though, my Burt Reynolds would have held up just fine… except for the fact it was about as full as a 15 year old boy’s first year in puberty /le sigh.

4.  Inappropriate in the sense that it fucks your brain up.

5.  Seriously Texas?  This is the first I had heard about the changes Texas was proposing.  You have probably heard about it by now and it has gotten a bit more out of hand.

6.  Not to be outdone though Oklahoma decides not to change history, simply choosing to show it instead.

7.  Oh man… all the inappropriate things you could do with something like this

8.  USED to love the way those nerdy glasses look on your significant other?  USED to like that geek talk?  Well, here’s how to get rid of him.

9.  Spring is in full force of course and everyone is probably working on their beach bodies (or at least shoveling your ass into a swimsuit that doesn’t make you look like kids will be throwing water on you to help wash you back into the sea).  This information might help out with your diet a bit.

10.  Working in the adult industry means that I do read some adult blogs.  Most of the stuff I find there will NEVER make it to something like this and I’m almost a bit hesitant to link this but I’m going to do it anyway.  The video is mostly safe for work but the lyrics are not.  Put on some head phones or send the kids to play.  It’s about Glee is why I had to mention it, its funny but definitely NSFW!  (It is in on Youtube and they won’t let you show nudity or things like that it’s mainly the lyrics that are an issue).

11.  Let’s end on something inappropriate to some and funny as fuck to others.


MiniMap Monday

May 3, 2010

5.3.10

Since I started blogging I started reading a lot of other blogs (I know, imagine that). I get a chance to see a lot of awesome posts this way and I thought the drudgery of Monday’s would be a great way share those posts and other interesting things that I stumble upon with you.

Each Monday I’ll be bringing you a Mini Map (thx Linaa!) of things I came across last week. Anything that isn’t work safe is denoted as such [NSFW]. If you come across anything you think is awesome and should be included in a Mini Map Monday then feel free to email me at reztheweak@gmail.com.

Thanks all, I hope you enjoy them.

I must be getting older because its May already and I’m not sure where the previous 4 months have gone.  I’ve got some kewl stuff this morning though so I hope you enjoy!

1.  Gonna start us off with a little video.  Its kind of long but its cute.

2.  Blizzard is going to have quite a successful year I’d imagine and the PR campaign is starting to ramp up.  They’ve been giving tours to reporters and interviews to the their subjects.  There’s a very nice inner workings article at Ars Techina that was put up last week.  Very interesting read.

3.  Blizzard’s Tom Chilton also did an interview last week about Cataclysm.  I don’t think I’ve seen it linked from MMO or World of Raids so maybe I found it first (not likely).  It’s all about Cataclysm though and definitely interesting.

4.  This week in What has Oklahoma done now? I bring to your attention some rather political information.  The article is SFW but its about abortion (there aren’t any graphic pictures or anything).  It talks about several measures that Oklahoma has recently passed in regards to abortion.  They still have to be signed off on but its highly likely they will be.  One of them is a bit invasive?  Anyway, skip it if you want but when you read it you’ll be like… srsly… they want you to do what?

5.  Where you offended by my making fun of Oklahoma and our new abortion laws?  You could always leave me a Post It!  If you don’t know I have an insane love for office supplies.  If you ever wanted to get me a gift then anything from an office supply store will make me giddy.  Post its, color ful pens, stationary, nifty staplers, colored staples… you know it, I’ll love it.  I’m hoping for the linked Post It device (I don’t care if it might not be real!)

6.  Everyone has seen tattoos, sometimes they are good, sometimes they are bad, sometimes they are OMFG THATS CREEPY!

7.  Nerd-tastic sound board.

8.  I absolutely loved this video.  Ya know that feeling ya get when the mob is at 1% and everyone is on vent going omg we beat it and then…

9.  I thought my obsession with Lady Gaga knew no bounds… I was wrong.  I’m pretty sure one of those guys is Zalana but I’m not 100% sure of that.


MiniMap Monday

April 26, 2010

4.26.10

Since I started blogging I started reading a lot of other blogs (I know, imagine that). I get a chance to see a lot of awesome posts this way and I thought the drudgery of Monday’s would be a great way share those posts and other interesting things that I stumble upon with you.

Each Monday I’ll be bringing you a Mini Map (thx Linaa!) of things I came across last week. Anything that isn’t work safe is denoted as such [NSFW]. If you come across anything you think is awesome and should be included in a Mini Map Monday then feel free to email me at reztheweak@gmail.com.

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