MiniMap Mundee

5.25.11

Since I started blogging I started reading a lot of other blogs (I know, imagine that). I get a chance to see a lot of awesome posts this way and I thought the drudgery of Monday’s would be a great way share those posts and other interesting things that I stumble upon with you.

Each Monday I’ll be bringing you a Mini Map of things I came across last week. Anything that isn’t work safe is denoted as such [NSFW]. If you come across anything you think is awesome and should be included in a Mini Map Monday (srsly… ANYTHING!) then feel free to email me at reztheweak@gmail.com.

Thanks all, I hope you enjoy them.

I hope everyone had a happy zombie Jesus day!

1.  I can’t come up with anything witty to lead into this story.  It’s just hilarious and the judges comment about the case is the best.

2.  Betsy sent this to me.  You get to make a bumper sticker and they give it to you for free.  How awesome is that?!  Now… what to pick…

3.  Betsy (she pops up a lot) said she got a new mailman the other day and that he was super good at doing his job.  I wonder if she knows what he’s REALLY doing.

4.  It must be spring because I just keep finding more things that has to relate to sperm banks.  Remember, Cryos isn’t responsible if you get your dick chopped off.  Definitely NSFW.

5.  We know and love her as Brittany but her real name is Heather Morris, talk about a girl who can dance.  She really tears it up.

Here she is again dancing with Beyonce in All The Single Ladies.  Glee brought her in to teach them the dance and loved her so much that it got her the part on the show.  Mrs. Morris is amazing.

6.  If you are from the USA then you might remember this commercial from the Superbowl (not that I watch the Superbowl, there’s no locker room scenes, but I did watch the commercials on Hulu the day after).

It was awesome how cute the commercial was but they recently put out another commercial as well…

How cute is that?!

7.  I guess today is gonna be one of those days where I link a ton of videos instead of things to read.  Oh well!  Have you heard Lady Gaga’s Born this Way?  Weird Al is apparently making another album (I haven’t heard about him in YEARS).  He’s decided to parody Born this Way and call it Perform This Way.  It’s not horrible, worth a 50% listen.  It also has been okayed by Gaga now.

MiniMap Monday

4.4.11

Since I started blogging I started reading a lot of other blogs (I know, imagine that). I get a chance to see a lot of awesome posts this way and I thought the drudgery of Monday’s would be a great way share those posts and other interesting things that I stumble upon with you.

Each Monday I’ll be bringing you a Mini Map (thx Linaa!) of things I came across last week. Anything that isn’t work safe is denoted as such [NSFW]. If you come across anything you think is awesome and should be included in a Mini Map Monday then feel free to email me at reztheweak@gmail.com.

Thanks all, I hope you enjoy them.

Been awhile since I’ve done one of these.  I’ve still been collecting random images / links but most of the links are a bit… dated now.  Instead I’m just going to do a pic post of the random shit you find along the roads of the internetz.

1.  It’s important not to set your standards too low but this mom might have some issues…

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2.  iPhones for some reason always seem to pop up when funny things are happening.  The autocorrect function alone has spawned dozens of websites.  But you take kids and their ability to lie…

3.  I don’t know if you remember the episode of Glee but they asked Brit what she thought broccoli was.

4.  Like I said… just random images.  I’m sure everyone has one of those folders.  I was going through mine and found this one which is srsly outdated.

5.  Everyone was always down on her so there were always lots of anti Palin things.  For those not in the know this references the Mayan calender.

6.  Just in case your next D&D campaign is going into the realm of muppets you’ll know where people stand.

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7.  Sometimes pictures are all cutesy and neat and then you realize the fish is hung.

8.  I’m not sure if I’ve shown this one or not before.  Lots of retailers have put nifty things on their bags so it looks like you’re carrying a gun or a sex toy or just random shit.  This one is probably the coolest of that bunch.

9.  Australia has the most upfront advertising and they are certainly more open than uptight America.  Actually, I’m not sure if this appeared on the tele or just on their website.

10.  It’s important to stay informed.  That’s why this map of the world with information on the average size of a penis could help you singles out there plan your next vacation.  It’s pretty SFW cuz there’s no pictures of penis or anything like that.  Just a colored world map.

MiniMap Monday

9.13.10

Since I started blogging I started reading a lot of other blogs (I know, imagine that). I get a chance to see a lot of awesome posts this way and I thought the drudgery of Monday’s would be a great way share those posts and other interesting things that I stumble upon with you.

Each Monday I’ll be bringing you a Mini Map (thx Linaa!) of things I came across last week. Anything that isn’t work safe is denoted as such [NSFW]. If you come across anything you think is awesome and should be included in a Mini Map Monday then feel free to email me at reztheweak@gmail.com.

Thanks all, I hope you enjoy them.

It has certainly been awhile since I did one of these hasn’t it?  I have been collecting links since the last MiniMap so forgive me if some of these are a bit… outdated.

1.  Let’s start off today with a lil’ bit of crazy.

2.  What type of phone do you have? Android?  Blackberry?  Iphone?  Well, if it’s an iPhone you have more sex than the others do!

3.  I sho can tell you need to come on down!

4.  It turned out to be less than true but when it came out… wow o wow.  This lady quit her job due to sexual harassment but rather than just quitting she decided to get even by emailing these photos to everyone in the office.

5.  When this video came out you know someone at Blizzard shit themselves and said that’s gonna be a new ability!

6.  We all know there are scary movies out there but here’s a list of 26 disturbing kids movies.  Thing’s that have really helped to warp shape us as adults.

7.  I want someone to tell me to DIAF on the internet.

8.  Oh sure, you see this video of someone sling shotting a watermelon and you automatically know something funny is going to happen… otherwise why was it linked?  You think, oh the straps going to break or maybe she’s gonna slip or maybe she forgets to let go and rockets across the field… think again.

9.  It’s not likely I’m going to ever start playing another MMO but this is one I would highly consider.  You see one of the guy is doing some sort of healing aura or something and I must say I’d be VERY excited to be a healer in a shooter like Quake.

10.  And of course I couldn’t end this without something crazy.  How about a sex map?  It’s mildly NSFW.  There isn’t any bad pictures but if you zoom in to look at the map you’ll see some funny words…

MiniMap Monday

8.9.10

Since I started blogging I started reading a lot of other blogs (I know, imagine that). I get a chance to see a lot of awesome posts this way and I thought the drudgery of Monday’s would be a great way share those posts and other interesting things that I stumble upon with you.

Each Monday I’ll be bringing you a Mini Map (thx Linaa!) of things I came across last week. Anything that isn’t work safe is denoted as such [NSFW]. If you come across anything you think is awesome and should be included in a Mini Map Monday then feel free to email me at reztheweak@gmail.com.

Thanks all, I hope you enjoy them.

FNCCC Week 12:  We are taking a break this week so have fun!

1.  I’ve always loved when you see a robber get attacked.  When they get a dose of their own medicine.  This just goes to show you that you shouldn’t fuck with someones Nintendo DS.

2.  This link is to Urban Dictionary and better explains the picture if you don’t understand it.

3.  The top 50 movies from the 2000′s.

4.  To follow up the top 50 movies you need a list of movies that would have only been made better with bacon.

5.  Awwwwwww!

6.  I’m sure everyone knows the infamous Westboro Baptist Church.  Speaking of them conjures images of insanity and zealotry similar to nazis.  Seriously… how fucking crazy do you have to be when the Klu Klux Klan has a disclaimer saying, “The Ku Klux Klan, LLC. has not or EVER will have ANY connection with The “Westboro Baptist Church”. We absolutely repudiate their activities.”  They show up at all sorts of events and picket them for one reason or another.  The top 7 craziest pickets they’ve ever done.

I’ve got a bunch of Youtube videos this week.

7.  First we have a WoW one.  You should recognize these places, at least for a few more months.

8.  Christina Aguilera has an amazing voice.  Sometimes she drags it through the mud doing something electronic to it or just singing very poppy. Her Beautiful video was great but it really helped to showcase her voice.  Her new ballad is amazing.

9.  Just in case you have some random chemistry components laying around you could make your own glowsticks.  I wonder if this stuff comes in those little kits kids get?

10.  I get to do my blog from work and watch TV when I don’t have customers but I envy this guy.

MiniMap Monday

7.5.10

Since I started blogging I started reading a lot of other blogs (I know, imagine that). I get a chance to see a lot of awesome posts this way and I thought the drudgery of Monday’s would be a great way share those posts and other interesting things that I stumble upon with you.

Each Monday I’ll be bringing you a Mini Map (thx Linaa!) of things I came across last week. Anything that isn’t work safe is denoted as such [NSFW]. If you come across anything you think is awesome and should be included in a Mini Map Monday then feel free to email me at reztheweak@gmail.com.

Thanks all, I hope you enjoy them.

I hope you had a great 4th of July!  I was at work at the porn store telling people they couldn’t return the sex toy that they only wanted for 1 day (srsly).  On to the random!

1.  Let’s start out with a nice video shall we.  Did any of you know that Kurt is going to play Raphael in the next Ninja Turtle movie?

2.  I never knew that Glee was going to do a reality show.  They were going to do basically do some version of American Idol I guess to try and find singers for the show.  They were holding open auditions via their Myspace page and you can still view the peeps audition tapes.  If you’ve got some hearing left that you haven’t destroyed they’re’s some REALLY great videos.

3.  The Glee auditions is also where Zerio found this guy.  He does something called College Musical which is kind of neat, the songs from it are NSFW.  That whole sentence of links was all setup for this awesome video(s)…

The first one is a song I absolutely love and the style he’s done it in is pretty awesome.

The second video of his is the one that everyone normally wants to see.  His voice is amazing and the setup is just phenomenal.

4.  This week in WTF Oklahoma I bring you this little piece.

5.  Am I the last person on Earth to hear about this?  I don’t know about you but the Thundercats shaped my youth.  How many of you shoved your sword like item (read: tree branch, broom, wooden spoon) into the air and yelled Thundercatsssss HO!  Exactly.  Well, they’re coming back.

6.  Google being the monster they are decided to put out ze list.  They graciously left themselves off the list, thinking they were too important to be concerned with trivialities of how big their epeen.

7.  Those cute lil’ plastic sacks that say Wal-Mart on them… if only they had ideas as creative as these.

8.  The Xbox 360 is coming out with a device called the Kinect.  Basically it just registers the bodies movement but they haven’t really capitalized on the possibilities this leads to.  Can you imagine the games that SHOULD come out for it?

9.  In case you aren’t in love with Despicable Me you can go make one!

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